Wylde Q. Chicken Award
2006 Honorable Mention

I want to nominate Langston Allston-Yeagle, Class of 2010, for the Wylde Q. Chicken award this year.

Langston is not your run-of-the-mill stellar Uni student. His class work is adequate or better. No, Langston is a true man of the Chicken. He not only thinks outside the box, I think he LIVES outside of the box. No other Subbie considered doing their Business in Illinois research essay on the Chicago Mafia. In particular, though, I nominate him on the basis of his self-published school newspaper, The Daily Langston. I will, of course, provide copies of this mostly-daily rag. Just to give you a taste, though, from the DL we have learned of the current civil war between the USA and North Dakota and the recent spate of violent crimes associated with the Cutting Edge assignment in Subbie science. Not much escapes the probing investigative eye of Mr. Allston-Yeagle.

Yes, he is only a Subbie, but why not burden him now as a Chicken Laureate? Perhaps we can force the young wit to not only remain outside the box, but even move totally away from the box! I can assure you no upperclassperson can match this young one's creativity.

Wildely yours, Stephen E. Rayburn

I am Daniel Wilson, a student, and am nominating Langston Allston-Yeagle for the Wylde Q. Chicken award. He is the one and only editor and permanent writer of "The Daily Langston," which is, as of now "An entirely unresearched and pointless newsletter on the inaccurate views of Langston Allston-Yeagle." So far he has made 10 issues of it, with topics ranging from the great Santa conspiracy to the 40-foot tall panda which, after being released from captivity by smurfs,attacked France. He made the first issue with no provocation and he continues to blast through the propaganda with hard, solid truth that we all can depend on. Every so-often he makes a new issue and simply prints a whole bunch of them and they circulate around the school. There (with one exception) is always only one article in each one. The paper is not as daily as it could be, often going for weeks without one issue, and then there will be two or three issues in a row. I think that this will be a good choice as a winner of the Wylde Q. Chicken award because it can tell the world about the "inaccurate views of Langston Allston-Yeagle." Its article topics are completely out of the blue.